STAR WARS tried to warn us!

The original STAR WARS trilogy is actually a warning sent from ourself in the future. However, the makers of the warning didn’t realize that we (back in the 70s) couldn’t comprehend those VFX and SFX used in the warning. They tried to make the warning as realistic as possible, but we just thought it looked cool. But what was the warning? What did they want to tell us? And how about the later trilogy (episode 1-3)?

The answer to the last question is of course money. George Lucas, who was the finder (not the creator) of the original trilogy, claimed it as his own. Everybody has always wondered who George Lucas possibly could have created all those cool effects, the answer is that he didn’t. They were already there. That is also the reason to the lapse between the original trilogy and the new one, it was first in 1998-99 possible to create similar effects.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. WRONG! It was actually in OUR galaxy, those introductory words was added by George Lucas. But he didn’t remove the text in the beginning telling us about the political problems causing war in the future (an exact date is impossible to decide). The warning consist of the evil Lord Vader (former politician) who leads a war; good against evil (but which side is which?). Two sides with different ideologies fight each other. This is nothing new, we’ve seen it daily for decades. But the difference lies in the causalities. Even if wars like WWII killed a lot of people, it is nothing compared to the war that STAR WARS depict. The star wars (as it came to be called) took over billions of lives, whole planets were eradicated. After the star wars, economy, homes and life as we know it was destroyed. The universe never recuperated. We basically ruined the universe. A handful of people who survived this horrific holocaust managed to re-create the events, and send them back in time to warn us. Problems, however, occurred; they sent too far back in time. It was supposed to just go ten years back so that the responsible people could learn from their not yet made mistakes. But instead WE got the warning. Now we must figures out in which year it takes place. We must prevent this tragedy.

The evidence are there; the ships, laser sabres, the plot, the force. All tell the tale of a distant future, not some kind of sci-fi movie created by a flannel wearing director. It is preposterous to not see what the three “films” are trying to tell us. And of course we also need to stop George Lucas, profiting on other people’s misery.

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The hidden gender..

Long time ago, everybody had two genders. One between the legs and one on top their heads. And we still carry around the proof; namely our hair. The pubic hair’s purpose is to keep things from getting in, and keep us warm. However, some porn actors and actresses who live in California can survive even without pubic hair. But I wouldn’t advise people to try this, as this requires an extremely mild climate.

But why do we have hair on our heads? Many men shaves their heads and can survive just fine, so it’s not the warmth. The reason is simple, thousands of years ago, we had two genders, with two different purposes. One was for re-procreating, and one was for peeing. The human race however, became lazy and didn’t want to have sex standing on their hands, but also there were hygienic issues to (people got poop on their heads).

Evolution took care of this for us, and eventually the gender between our legs took care of both peeing and re-procreating, and the one on our heads started to disappear. But we still got hair on our heads. Some people even got a small gender like growth on their heads, covered with pubic hair, but we just call it “hair”.

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How the storch stole childbirth

Everybody knows about the story of how the storch delivers babies. We’ve seen it in movies, cartoons, comics and about all other media has surely in some way mentioned it. Children often gets to learn about how to storch delivers babies to the anticipating parents. When we grow up we learn that this was merely a tale to cover up how bloody and slime-covered a birth really is. But I can now reveal the truth about the storch and its origin, because childbirth is a hoax, a construction that ones was, but now just keeps us in the dark.

About 300 years ago, when animals talked and lived side by side with humans (I’ll get into that in a later post), a deal was made. The humans felt that the burden of childbirth, causing both pain and death, was something they’ll be glad to get rid off. A formal, public question was asked to the animal kingdom, if anyone could inherit the burden. The only one that replied was the storch, an animal that up until then was totally unknown.

Rules and restrictions was set up, and it was decided that the storch were to deliver babies, instead of humans being burden with childbirth. 200 years passed by, and the story of the storch-deal started to fade from people’s memories, the deal only lived on due to the Storch Baby Society (SBS) that was the keepers of the deal and the truth.The SBS noticed that people started to feel more and more strongly for the classical childbirth and wanted regular births again, as they started to forget about the deal. However, the human body had lost its strength as it never gave birth any more, so instead a hoax and a lie started to take form, to cover up the human mistake, and keeping peoples bodies from deteriorating when becoming pregnant. If not, the human race were to be erased from the face of the earth as we weren’t able to procreate.

This may seem hard to believe but it is done every day all over the world (except Cuba). When a woman believes she’s pregnant she visits the doctor who gives her an injection causing her belly to swell. Nine months later a new injection, with an incubation period of 3-6 weeks, causes the woman great pain and bleeding. At the hospital another injection, that is said to be for the pain that is actually a drug, causes the woman to be dizzy and not aware of the world around her (of course large parts of the medical community is in on the hoax), not noticing that the storch delivers her baby. The husbands was up until the 50s-60s not allowed to witness the birth, and was instead detained in a room smoking. But as the climate of equality changed, SBS changed the drug from liquid to a gas that is released in the air inside the delivery room (doctors and nurses are of course immune).

Now and then you hear stories of how someone has given birth at home or in a taxi, but these are just lies created to make the public believe in natural births.

One might ask if any harm is done, but the real loser is the storch who doesn’t get credited for its work.

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Project Hammer!

In 1975 the US government had problems with their PR since the Vietnam war didn’t turn out OK, and the US people and large parts of the rest of the world protested regularly against USA and the war. The US wanted to get a new image and gain some new global friends as large parts of the world had turn their back on them. In South America the climate was less hostile so USA decide to turn their focus on them. Now they wanted to help rather than kill (an idea sprung from one the president advisers at a lunch meeting). They took a look at South America and discovered their need for housing, and at the same time the high quota of unemployment. They started Project Hammer.

Project Hammer was the idea to supply lumber, tools and other carpentry equipment to larger companies (companies not even involved in construction) so that they in turn could hire unemployed people to build homes for the homeless. USA would also provide money so the companies could pay their workers, and also access to some architects for designing larger villas to be sold to the richer parts of South America. In this way, the unemployed got work, the homeless got homes and the companies got a small profit, and everybody got to ease their conscious. But no one had taken Bossa Nova into the equation.

In the 70s Bossa Nova was hip, cool, suave and chic, all at once. And more and more venues for Bossa Nova was built. The companies saw a chance to earn not just some money, but ALOT of money. So instead of houses for the homeless they used the architects and supplies to build Bossa Nova scenes and clubs, and also house for the growing (and rich) population of Bossa Nova musicians and artist. The homeless remained homeless, and the unemployed never got hired, because young children was cheaper to hire.

This in turn led to that the small companies grew into bigger and richer companies, Bossa Nova got a boost with all its venues, and USA got an ally in South America, maybe not in the way USA had in mind, but they were just glad that somebody liked them. The losers became the homeless and unemployed, but most of all the hired children. The children got paid lousy and due to the extra strong glue used in the construction (the glue needs to be extra strong due to the heat) they got addicted via the fumes.

Later on when Bossa Nova start to withdraw from the popular music scene these “glue boys” was the only remains of Project Hammer. They were addicted to the glue, but it was not commonly used any more in construction, so to get a hold of it became an expensive chore. This kids in turn became homeless, and once again the gap between rich and poor grew. Today most companies have gone belly up, and USA has once again lost an ally as they deny their involvement in the creation of the “glue boys”.

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Meerkat/Lemur

Meerkats and Lemurs are the same animal. There is no difference between the two animals except when seen from different angles. I made this discovery at Berlin Zoo where I saw some Meerkats in a small holding area.

As I was passing them by I fell and landed on the ground, this is when I discovered the horrendous truth: the Meerkats had change into Lemurs. When I stood up again they changed back. Everything has to do in which angle you observe the animal. This may seem hard to believe, due to the fact that many people must have seen the animal in different angles. But I believe that Lemurs/Meerkats have the ability to alter peoples perception, and in some way control the vision/angle of the human eye/mind. But when I fell I somehow managed to “hot wire” around their ability and see what was really there. The Lemur/Meerkat can hopefully not dupe more people and I implore people to seek within to blow the lid of this deceiving animal.

Here is the same animal seen from different angles.

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John Carmack – Time traveller

John Carmack is one of our times most talented computer game programmers. Constantly he stuns the industry with his ideas on how to create and make games. You might say that John Carmack is like a car repair man who takes care of the engine and other stuff that the consumers doesn’t always understand, but still can enjoy when we/they play the games he’s made.

He is probably most famous for the work he did with John Romero, when they created Quake, a game that revolutionised the FPS genre. However, I want to turn my attention to the first sentence of this post again: “John Carmack is one of our times most talented computer game programmers”. “Our times” I say, and what may I mean by that? Namely nothing more than that John Carmack is from the future!!

I believe that John Carmack arrived in our time around the late 80s where he met John Romero (who I believe is from the past, but that’s another story) and awed him with his skills when it comes to computer programming. I don’t argue that John Carmack ISN’T a wiz kid when it comes to programming, at least in our time, but in the time where he comes from, EVERYBODY can do what he does. This horrific eye opener forced Carmack to travel in time to find a date where he was more than a mediocre programmer and instead became transformed into a God. He found our time.

I cannot tell exactly what time he belongs to, but I believe that it is around 2132-2146 based on his skill, clothing, posture and choice of glasses. One might argue that John Carmack is a fraud, but not I. Without him we may have seen the release of Doom just a few years ago and instead we got Rage. So even though you have duped us John Carmack, we are in some weird way grateful.

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Dot theft update

I have, in my possession, an extract from the “dot-Bible” in the process of being translated from Non-dot-US-English (NDUE). I have just a small part from Genesis, but this only shows that there are others out there that are also set on exposing the thievery of the dots. Observe the truth!

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